BEST COMEBACKS EVER! →
i wish i was this clever!
ALADDIN IS ON TV!
Let’s just get right to the point. A girl I was friends with in high school is pregnant with her second child. Count them…one…TWO! I’M NOT EVEN DATING ANYONE!!!! I feel SO far behind! Like I should be out working and dating and getting married or something. Not in my little apartment doing algebra homework watching Friends… Let’s face it. I’m not getting...
I don’t get in relationships, I get on them. I mount them and grab them by...– Lynette (Desperate Housewives) ^^ yeah….about that… :-\